Just found this link associated with my name on Google:
Police Blotter, Oneonta, NY (Amy Josuweit - unlawful possession of marijuana)
... I remember this. I was driving up to my favorite place at my favorite time of the year and got stopped for speeding. The cop brought out a dog and said it thought there was drugs in my car. Which gave them permission to search my whole car - which was packed to the roof with stuff, due to the fact that I was going camping. They found INCENSE and confiscated it. The charge was dropped later (cause it was incense...) and I wasn't charged.
Now Google thinks I'm a felon. Way ta go, Oneonta Troopers.
Editted to add: At least they'll never find me. Apparently I live in "Schickshinny". That's ok - I couldn't pronounce "Oneonta" to save my live. BUT on an upside, I'm looking through these list of charges and it's giving me weird creative ideas - I wanna know what "petit larceny" and "second-degree aggravated unlicensed operation" are.