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The Po-Po Are Like Dumbo

11/10/2011

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Big ears and no brain.

Just found this link associated with my name on Google:

Police Blotter, Oneonta, NY (Amy Josuweit - unlawful possession of marijuana)

... I remember this. I was driving up to my favorite place at my favorite time of the year and got stopped for speeding. The cop brought out a dog and said it thought there was drugs in my car. Which gave them permission to search my whole car - which was packed to the roof with stuff, due to the fact that I was going camping. They found INCENSE and confiscated it. The charge was dropped later (cause it was incense...) and I wasn't charged.

Now Google thinks I'm a felon. Way ta go, Oneonta Troopers.

Editted to add: At least they'll never find me. Apparently I live in "Schickshinny". That's ok - I couldn't pronounce "Oneonta" to save my live. BUT on an upside, I'm looking through these list of charges and it's giving me weird creative ideas - I wanna know what "petit larceny" and "second-degree aggravated unlicensed operation" are.
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Philip Shaw link
11/25/2012 02:52:24 am

I had no idea I'd discover such an awesome blog while looking for a writer on Fiverr. Thanks for sending me here!

Also, I can't believe you were a fellow homeschoolee growing up (for lack of a better term) AND that you're familiar with upstate New York. I live about 30 minutes from Oneonta. Sadly, it looks like you're also familiar with the brilliance of upstate NY's small town police.

Your blog is going to be a permanent resident in my Chrome tabs now lol. Keep up the great work!

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